Woke Jokes & Karen Folks

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Hey kids, gather round for some woke dad wisdom, I tried to be enlightened but my brain had a schism! What do you call someone who’s always offended? A “trigger warning” that’s how their day’s splendid! I asked for a coffee, said “black like my soul,” Barista said “that’s racist!” now I’m in the hole! Why did the Karen cross the road in a huff? To speak to the manager “This road’s not enough!” What’s a woke chicken’s favourite saying? “Cluck your privilege!” while the others are laying. I told my son “pull up your pants, look alive,” He said “that’s toxic masculinity I identify as hive!” Why can’t you play cards with woke folks anymore? ‘Cause they’re scared of all the micro aggressions in store! I tried yoga but the instructor lost her mind, Said “namaste” was cultural appropriation now I’m fined! What do you call a Karen on a diet? Still demanding gluten free rights and a quiet riot! Woke jokes, Karen folks, call the manager quick! Safe space, trigger warning, better not make ‘em tick! Pronouns in the bio, feelings on the floor, Cancel culture’s coming better lock the door! Groan if you must, but these puns are elite, Dumb woke and Karen's can’t be beat! Skeletons won’t protest, they don’t have the backbone, But Karen's got 47 emails ready to own! Parallel lines got cancelled ‘cause they won’t intersect, “Not inclusive enough!” now they’re a hot mess! I bought a participation trophy for my kid, He said “that’s ableist!” now I’m properly rid! I used to be scared of micro aggressions, it’s true… But I’m slowly getting over it… micro-transgressions too! When does a joke become a woke joke at last? When it becomes a parent… and gets cancelled fast! Why did the scarecrow get cancelled in the field? He was outstanding… but his straw was “problematic yield”! Impasta got triggered ‘cause it wasn’t authentic, Nacho cheese said “that’s appropriation!” how authentic! I just want to grill and tell bad jokes all day, But someone’s filming it for their outrage display! Woke jokes, Karen folks, let the manager know! Equity, inclusion, and a side of virtue show! You roll your eyes but you’re laughing inside, Dumb woke forever enjoy the ride! Dad jokes all day, roasting the fray, Woke and Karen's have a nice day!