The Deaf Genie of Tibooburra : A Story

A bloke walks into an outback Queensland pub with a small wooden box, a cold beer, and a story about a deaf genie from Tibooburra. What follows involves a tiny tuxedoed pianist, a million ducks, three of them betting at the TAB, and a punchline that makes the whole pub groan and laugh at the same time. Classic Aussie pub yarn. You've been warned.