Dad Jokes All Day Long

Lyrics

Hey kiddo, gather round, it’s joke time, woo hoo! I’m your dad and these puns are what I do! What do you call a fake noodle on your plate? An impasta! Haha, that one’s first rate! I wanted to be a stand up comedian, see? But I prefer to sit down, just like me! Dad jokes, dad jokes, groan if you must! They’re corny and cheesy but they’re pure dad trust! You roll your eyes but you’re smiling inside, Dad jokes forever, let’s take this ride! Why don’t eggs ever tell jokes? I’ll tell ya why, They’d crack each other up and start to cry! Skeletons won’t skydive, it’s a solid fact, They don’t have the guts and that’s that! What do you call cheese that isn’t yours, my friend? Nacho cheese! Now that’s a trend! Dad jokes, dad jokes, groan if you must! They’re corny and cheesy but they’re pure dad trust! You roll your eyes but you’re smiling inside, Dad jokes forever, let’s take this ride! I used to be scared of speed bumps, it’s true, But I’m slowly getting over it… woo hoo! When does a joke become a dad joke at last? When it becomes a parent, ha ha, classic! Why did the scarecrow win an award so fine? He was outstanding in his field, that’s why! I only know twenty five letters, that’s right, I don’t know why… but it keeps me up at night! Parallel lines got so much in common, you know, It’s a shame they’ll never meet, though! Dad jokes, dad jokes, groan if you must! They’re corny and cheesy but they’re pure dad trust! You roll your eyes but you secretly love ‘em, Dad jokes all day long now sing along with ‘em! One more for the road, just ‘cause I can… Why did the dad sing this whole song? ‘Cause he’s the pun king and that’s the plan! Dad jokes forever… yeah!